About me:

• I am a denizen of the midwest.
• I am a traveler to the middle east.
• I have shivered in the south.
• I have sweltered in the north.
• I teach computers to obey people.
• I teach people to command computers.
• I am a father.
• I am a son.
• I do not own a cloak.
• I own a sword.
• I believe in Order.
• I believe in Chaos.
• I love.
• I hate.
• I hope despite experience.
• I believe despite my doubts.
• I am The Long Odds Man.